I am now endorsing my candidate for president. Here are some of the reasons why:
He's a hard worker, willing to work all hours.
Being a multi-millionaire, he's obviously an expert financial handler.
Very tough on crime.
Thousands turn to him when they are trouble.
and lets not forget:
He drives a VERY cool car.
For these reasons I am endorsing him for president.
Besides, I just dont want to vote for the Joker.