Monday, June 22, 2009

Flies are people too

Hey friends. I come to you today still sobered from the blatant act of horrific violence against an innocent creature that I witnessed a week ago. I now am outraged with the members of P.E.T.A. that our president during a Sunday morning political interview TV show would have the audacity and nerve to (gasp) kill a fly. Think of that poor creature, just innocently buzzing around looking for something dirty to land on, having his life so brutally cut short by our, I mean your elected leader. Just think about the poor fly's hundreds of now fatherless children that will never get the joy of seeing daddy come home again just because someone felt like swatting him.
I'd keep going on this subject, but Im crying too hard now and I'm afraid my tears will short out my keyboard.
I'm sure glad P.E.T.A. was here to teach me that a fly was infact an animal that can be abused.
I have heard P.E.T.A. is now organizing a candle light vigil in this fly's memory at the new houefly habitat at the Cincinnati zoo. I will not be attending however because I've heard that I am being brought up on domestic terrorism charges for the hundreds of flies I've killed in my lifetime.
GET A GRIP PETA. It was just a fly.

1 comment:

Mama D said...

LOL. Eric, you crack me up!

"Smile, God loves you."

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