(Boggers note; If I can bring a smile to a friend who might be having a bad day, "The Man of Steel Leg" is a success.)
This is taken from a years old newspaper clipping recently found during house cleaning;
"There were once three indian squaws. One sat on a leopard skin, one sat on a deer skin and the third on a hippopotamus skin. The squaw on the leopard skin had one son. The squaw on the deer skin had two sons. The squaw on the hippopotamus skin was expecting triplets. This of course proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.