Sunday, November 4, 2007

CLASSIFIED AD

HELP WANTED: Cincinnati based NFL football team is currently looking for a defense. No experience necessary, will train. Applicants will be expected to stop men running towards them and if possible, make the runner fall on the ground. Applicants if qualified will learn advanced skills such as quarterback "sacking," and "intercepting" passes. Interested, apply in person at the employment office at P.B. Stadium, or call 1-800-WES-TINK

5 comments:

Papa D said...

I'm glad I'm not a Bengals fan. 'Nuff said.

chelle said...

too funny! I am not a huge football follower but I do try to admit I am from cincy if I go somewhere. I usually get.. "Oh, home of the Reds." as Ray said..'nuff said!

Patty said...

I'm with Papa... glad I'm not a fan of the Bengals- they're looking pretty pitiful right now! (Ask David about his favorite team though... the Dolphins are doing even worse!!)

Papa D said...

The Dolphins?! OUCH! This year, I'd rather be a Bengals fan.

gordonfan said...

Dnn't worry David, The Bengals play the Dolphins later this year.

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